This morning on my way to class, someone stepped on my brand new Nikes'. I just bought them on Saturday and now theres a huge shoe print on the front of one. I had two choices when this happened I could have just ignored it and continued about my day or I could "keep it real". I decied to keep it real, I turned to the kid and said " you just stepped on my shoes, I should step on your face." Right then I knew it was a big mistake cause he was about 100 pounds bigger than me and could have easily kicked my ass. But I pressed on and said " now you need to get down there and wipe that shoe print off my damn sneakers." Then he kicked my ass, and all I could do was take it.
Ok so none of that is true, and yes I have been watching a bit to much of the Chapelle show but can you blame me. By the way someone really did step on my new sneakers on the T this morning.